Christine’s Lifelong Existential Crisis# The Beginning Wait, What Is This? And Why? The Project Introduction: Putting The “Me” Back in Memoir The Corpus Bye-Grams In Which I Am Personally Attacked by the Topic Model The Breakup Sentiment(al) Analysis Absolutely Not the Roaring ‘20s The Academy’s Impact on My Desire to Be Read Christine’s Lifelong Existential Crisis (Redux) End Matter Bio